Movie Review # 6 Killer Camera Monster (2020) Genre:  Horror/Thriller. Run Time:  1 hour 26 minutes Release Date:  January 6th, 2020 Directed by:  Your mom. Ryan McBay. Also written by Ryan McBay, always our favorite movie. Written by:  Ryan McBay. Starring: Sarati, Lauren Compton, Bernadette Perez IMDB Rating:  2.2 out of 10. "I bet this is going to be an awesome movie!!" Storyline:  A struggling photographer gets more than he bargained for, discovering the truth of what his new camera is really capable of. Trailer:    Killer Camera Monsters (2020) Full Movie:   Killer Camera Monsters (2020) What we're drinking:  42 ounces Olde English "800". "Cause we awesome like that!!" Adam is a photographer. "He takes naughty photos of people and says stuff like 'Shaddup and get in the cage!'" We decided to review this movie as it's a current one. "2020 baby!! We goin...

Movie Review #5 Girl on the Third Floor (2019) Genre: Erotica. Haha!! Just kidding, training film for ex-hookers wanting to be home renovators. Or horror. Whatever floats your boat, ya kinky bastard. Run Time: According to some people, it'll seem like days but according to IMDB, it's 1 hr 33 mins. Release Date: October 25th, 2019 Directed by: Travis Stevens Written by: Some other people that didn't direct. Can't be good! Right? "Right! We like our movies written and directed by some film school graduate of the ACME Film School!!"  We sure do. Starring: CM Punk (As lonely Teapot #1), Trieste Kelly Dunn (as Franklin D. Roosevelt), Sarah Brooks (As An Angry Leprechaun)  IMDB Rating: 4.8 out of 10. "I have a feeling the raters over there were very generous!!!" I believe you're right Webmaster. Storyline:   Don Koch tries to renovate a rundown mansion with a sordid history for his growing family, only to lear...