Movie Review # 6 Killer Camera Monster (2020) Genre:  Horror/Thriller. Run Time:  1 hour 26 minutes Release Date:  January 6th, 2020 Directed by:  Your mom. Ryan McBay. Also written by Ryan McBay, always our favorite movie. Written by:  Ryan McBay. Starring: Sarati, Lauren Compton, Bernadette Perez IMDB Rating:  2.2 out of 10. "I bet this is going to be an awesome movie!!" Storyline:  A struggling photographer gets more than he bargained for, discovering the truth of what his new camera is really capable of. Trailer:    Killer Camera Monsters (2020) Full Movie:   Killer Camera Monsters (2020) What we're drinking:  42 ounces Olde English "800". "Cause we awesome like that!!" Adam is a photographer. "He takes naughty photos of people and says stuff like 'Shaddup and get in the cage!'" We decided to review this movie as it's a current one. "2020 baby!! We goin...

Movie Review #5 Girl on the Third Floor (2019) Genre: Erotica. Haha!! Just kidding, training film for ex-hookers wanting to be home renovators. Or horror. Whatever floats your boat, ya kinky bastard. Run Time: According to some people, it'll seem like days but according to IMDB, it's 1 hr 33 mins. Release Date: October 25th, 2019 Directed by: Travis Stevens Written by: Some other people that didn't direct. Can't be good! Right? "Right! We like our movies written and directed by some film school graduate of the ACME Film School!!"  We sure do. Starring: CM Punk (As lonely Teapot #1), Trieste Kelly Dunn (as Franklin D. Roosevelt), Sarah Brooks (As An Angry Leprechaun)  IMDB Rating: 4.8 out of 10. "I have a feeling the raters over there were very generous!!!" I believe you're right Webmaster. Storyline:   Don Koch tries to renovate a rundown mansion with a sordid history for his growing family, only to lear...

Movie Review #3 Beyond the Call to Duty (2016) Run time : So much action at 1 hour and 35 minutes. Genre:  Action, drama, horror. Yeah. Horror. You'll see!! IMDB Rating: 1.6 out of 10. Directed by:  Aleksandar Ivicic (also written by! Yes we all know what that means!! "It going to suck!!" Shaddup Webmaster!!!! IMDB Link:   Beyond the Call to Duty (2016) Storyline:  Five Spec Ops, Alpha Squad, head a simple Recon Mission that turns into an all out war for survival against a wave of undead experiments. Alpha Squad must fight, not just for the sake of their own survival, but the fate of the world. Trailer link:   Beyond the Call to Duty (2016) Full movie link:   Beyond the Call to Duty (2016) The Military really let their standards go! "I not fat!! I fluffy!" "I wanna watch a movie!!" Webmaster, do I have a movie for you!!! Beyond the Call to Duty!! "Call of Duty was made into a movie?" No, Beyond the Call to...

Movie Review #2 - Babes With Blades (2018) Written, directed and starred in by Cecily Fay - So you know it's going to be super f*cking good!! Run time :  Not long enough! Or 1 hour and 36 minutes. Genre: Mayan history. Har!! Just kidding. Action adventure drama. IMDB Rating: 2.1 out of 10. Directed by: Cecily Fay. She also stars in and wrote it. We all know what that means. Good movie! Good movie! IMDB Link: Babes with Blades (2018) Storyline:  On the dark streets of Draiga, a mining colony occupied by the Visray Empire, lives Azura, the last of a fearsome warrior race known as the Sarnians. After witnessing her once beautiful home world turn into a lifeless husk, Azura must fight to the death in the gladiatorial ring to stay alive. Meanwhile, a group of human freedom fighters form a resistance, seeking to try and protect their families from the oppressive and cruel rule of the Visray Section Commander Sorrentine. Unbeknownst to Azura, the fate of al...