Movie Review #4 : Alien Outbreak (2020)
MOVIE REVIEW #4
ALIEN OUTBREAK (2020)
Run time : 1 hour 24 minutes (1 hr and 30 minutes would be too much action!!!)
Genre: Sci - Fi
IMDB Rating: 4.5 out of ten (99 percent of the good ratings are the director and writer, Neil Rowe!!)
Directed by: and written by Neil Rowe. You know what that means!! "We go watch a porno?" Shaddup webmaster!!!
IMDB Link: Alien Outbreak
Storyline: In a small rural community local police officers Zoe and Patrick begin their shift as normal but it soon becomes clear that something is wrong. Strange events unfold before their eyes, residents begin behaving strangely and mass suicide panic spreads amongst the community they are trying to protect. Zoe and Patrick realise they are under siege from alien machines as they become cut off from the outside world. They are forced to do battle against these uninvited visitors. With the help of some of the residents Zoe and Patrick begin unravelling the mystery and soon discover it is not all as it seems. Can Zoe and Patrick save their community and the outside world from extinction?
Trailer link: Alien Outbreak 2020
Full movie link: Alien Outbreak 2020
Genre: Sci - Fi
IMDB Rating: 4.5 out of ten (99 percent of the good ratings are the director and writer, Neil Rowe!!)
Directed by: and written by Neil Rowe. You know what that means!! "We go watch a porno?" Shaddup webmaster!!!
IMDB Link: Alien Outbreak
Storyline: In a small rural community local police officers Zoe and Patrick begin their shift as normal but it soon becomes clear that something is wrong. Strange events unfold before their eyes, residents begin behaving strangely and mass suicide panic spreads amongst the community they are trying to protect. Zoe and Patrick realise they are under siege from alien machines as they become cut off from the outside world. They are forced to do battle against these uninvited visitors. With the help of some of the residents Zoe and Patrick begin unravelling the mystery and soon discover it is not all as it seems. Can Zoe and Patrick save their community and the outside world from extinction?
Trailer link: Alien Outbreak 2020
Full movie link: Alien Outbreak 2020
It's another night of fun and I found an awesome movie to review.
"No you didn't! Liar!!!"
"Good title!! Maybe it won't be so bad!!! Lets check it out!"
Really? Usually you run and hide from these movies.
"Yeah, I'm ready. Got my vomit bucket, case the badness makes me wanna throw up!! I've seen the preview!! Looks awesome!!"
Really?
"Noooooooooo!!!!"
And we begin!
"Rendered Pictures presents a bucket of poo poo for your viewing pleasure!! Good night Wisconsin!!"
GET BACK HERE!! We just begun this film!
"I know!! And so far, I wanna go watch paint dry!!!"
Come on, give it a chance!!
"I've read the reviews! Most of them say do not watch. And the good reviews were obviously written by the writer/director!!"
Oh no!! Nobody would do such a things. Those reviews are legit! Like this one, 'The camera work is a delight. Best script ever!!'.
"Yes, sure, okay, I'll give it a watch!! Lets do this!!!"
"Damn England must be a depressing fuckville!!!"
Why you say that for?
"Everybody going crazy or committing suicide!!! And we're only 3 minutes into the movie!!!"
You noticed that huh?
"Sure did!!!"
But what about the acting??
"I'll admit, the dead guy.suicide victim is top notch!"
And what about the police officers?
"Just awful!"
Lets get back to the movie.
"Lets not and lie the rest of the review!!"
We can't do that!!
"Why not?"
It'd be unethical!!!
"Crap!"
"HOLY POOP BREAK!! MRS. PETERS JUST KILLED HERSELF!!!! WTF!!!"
Exciting huh?
"Look at the police officer's face!! Blood all over the place!!!!"
You know what that means?
"Potty break!!!"
GET BACK HERE WEBMASTER AND WATCH THIS MOVIE!!!
"Nooooo!! You can't make me!!!"
I got snacks!!!
"Okay, I'm back!!!"
"Damn that police lady cleans up fast!! Where'd all the blood go from when she walked from the house to her car?"
Maybe she has wet naps?
"Must be extra absorbent!!! There was a lot of blood on her face and now, there's maybe two spots!!!"
Maybe she stopped in at the bathroom?
"Maybe!"
"What the hell..."
Huh?
"How did she get into that next farmhouse? The door was closed and locked and she goes to get her shot gun and the door is opened and she can walk into house?"
Stop picking at the plot holes!! They won't heal!!
"Jesus!!! This movie is one big plot hole and we're not even 10 minutes into it!! Why are people just offing themselves? The phones aren't working? Radios aren't working?"
Bad tea!
"That makes sense!"
"EEK!! First spot of the alien!! ROBOT!!!"
EEK! is right!! And what acting on the part of the police officer!
"And how! Check out the special effects for the shot gun fire!! POOP!!!"
Excellent use of sound effect and 'flash'!
"Major points for that!! Can we now watch Showgirls?"
NOOOOOOOO!!!!!
"I'm confused!!! Is this an alien invasion movie or a zombie movie or a police woman is killing people but she doesn't know she is cause she like nuts movie?"
I'm not sure!! Maybe all those!
"Zoey is hot though!! I'd let her kill me!!"
Me too. You got to admit the aliens and their ship and such are pretty bad ass!!
"Yes they are!! Wish the director writer guy would have just stuck with the alien invasion story line and dropped the suicidal zombie guys plot line. So confusing! Just had the alien robots killing people!!!"
I think you're right my friend. Parts of this movie are really good then you get to the acting and horrible camera jerking around and the cutaways to black which are jarring to say the least.
"Yes!!! But then you get above par special effects with the space ship and the robots and you're like, HELL YEA!! This is going to be good, but then they go back to Zoey and her partner's awful reading of lines! I want more of the robots!! Not some zombie guy tied into a chair that Zoey's partner has to choke back to sleep!!"
Should we try to keep watching Webmaster?
"I don't know if I can take too much more excitement....."
*Five minutes later* "Oh Christ!!! Get back to the aliens!!! This inn scene is awful!!!"
Yeah but the one guy is correct, we're all fucked!!
"Yes we are, Hound, yes we are!!!"
MIND CONTROL!!! THEY ARE CONTROLLING OUR MINDS!!!
"Get a hold of yourself Hound!! WE must.....finish....this......movie!!!"
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
"Wait, do you have my script?"
I might!
"Okay....lets try this again.....uh......"
MIND CONTROL!!!!!
"Best movie ever!!"
I know right? What acting!!!
Again, seriously, special effects are top notch.
"Except for the gun shots!"
Yeah, they pretty bad.
"And the acting is seriously, horrible!! Like even when the guy's hand is chomped off, he's just like, pour some vodka on it!! Calmly, stiffly acting, no emotion, what the hell is up with that?"
I don't know. Maybe they character acting.
"As dead walruses?"
Maybe.
"Are we at the station yet?"
No.
"Are we at the station yet?"
No.
"Jesus Christ, how far is this station? 10,000 miles??"
I think so.
"So now the aliens have infected us with a virus?"
Looks that way.
"Mean old aliens!!"
Yeah.
Okay, we've made it to the station!!!
"Yay!!"
Everybody is dead!!
"Oh well...I'm done!!! Time for bed time!"
Okay Webmaster!! Good night. Lets wrap this up!!!
War of the Worlds rip off?
"Check!"
Aliens?
"Check!"
Zombies?
"Check!"
Virus turning humans into suicidal monkeys?
"Check!"
Mind control by aliens?
"Check!"
Good movie to take the girl friend to?
"Uh, sure!!!"
You read it here first!! Take the girl friend out to Alien Outbreak. You won't regret it!!
"You might!!"
Till next time, I'm the Movie Hound!!
"And I'm Webmaster!"
You'll see us up in the balcony!!!
Really? Usually you run and hide from these movies.
"Yeah, I'm ready. Got my vomit bucket, case the badness makes me wanna throw up!! I've seen the preview!! Looks awesome!!"
Really?
"Noooooooooo!!!!"
And we begin!
"Rendered Pictures presents a bucket of poo poo for your viewing pleasure!! Good night Wisconsin!!"
GET BACK HERE!! We just begun this film!
"I know!! And so far, I wanna go watch paint dry!!!"
Come on, give it a chance!!
"I've read the reviews! Most of them say do not watch. And the good reviews were obviously written by the writer/director!!"
Oh no!! Nobody would do such a things. Those reviews are legit! Like this one, 'The camera work is a delight. Best script ever!!'.
"Yes, sure, okay, I'll give it a watch!! Lets do this!!!"
"Damn England must be a depressing fuckville!!!"
Why you say that for?
"Everybody going crazy or committing suicide!!! And we're only 3 minutes into the movie!!!"
You noticed that huh?
"Sure did!!!"
But what about the acting??
"I'll admit, the dead guy.suicide victim is top notch!"
And what about the police officers?
"Just awful!"
Lets get back to the movie.
"Lets not and lie the rest of the review!!"
We can't do that!!
"Why not?"
It'd be unethical!!!
"Crap!"
"HOLY POOP BREAK!! MRS. PETERS JUST KILLED HERSELF!!!! WTF!!!"
Exciting huh?
You know what that means?
"Potty break!!!"
GET BACK HERE WEBMASTER AND WATCH THIS MOVIE!!!
"Nooooo!! You can't make me!!!"
I got snacks!!!
"Okay, I'm back!!!"
"Damn that police lady cleans up fast!! Where'd all the blood go from when she walked from the house to her car?"
Maybe she has wet naps?
"Must be extra absorbent!!! There was a lot of blood on her face and now, there's maybe two spots!!!"
Maybe she stopped in at the bathroom?
"Maybe!"
"What the hell..."
Huh?
"How did she get into that next farmhouse? The door was closed and locked and she goes to get her shot gun and the door is opened and she can walk into house?"
Stop picking at the plot holes!! They won't heal!!
"Jesus!!! This movie is one big plot hole and we're not even 10 minutes into it!! Why are people just offing themselves? The phones aren't working? Radios aren't working?"
Bad tea!
"That makes sense!"
"EEK!! First spot of the alien!! ROBOT!!!"
EEK! is right!! And what acting on the part of the police officer!
"And how! Check out the special effects for the shot gun fire!! POOP!!!"
Excellent use of sound effect and 'flash'!
"Major points for that!! Can we now watch Showgirls?"
NOOOOOOOO!!!!!
"I'm confused!!! Is this an alien invasion movie or a zombie movie or a police woman is killing people but she doesn't know she is cause she like nuts movie?"
I'm not sure!! Maybe all those!
"Zoey is hot though!! I'd let her kill me!!"
Me too. You got to admit the aliens and their ship and such are pretty bad ass!!
"Yes they are!! Wish the director writer guy would have just stuck with the alien invasion story line and dropped the suicidal zombie guys plot line. So confusing! Just had the alien robots killing people!!!"
I think you're right my friend. Parts of this movie are really good then you get to the acting and horrible camera jerking around and the cutaways to black which are jarring to say the least.
"Yes!!! But then you get above par special effects with the space ship and the robots and you're like, HELL YEA!! This is going to be good, but then they go back to Zoey and her partner's awful reading of lines! I want more of the robots!! Not some zombie guy tied into a chair that Zoey's partner has to choke back to sleep!!"
Should we try to keep watching Webmaster?
"I don't know if I can take too much more excitement....."
*Five minutes later* "Oh Christ!!! Get back to the aliens!!! This inn scene is awful!!!"
Yeah but the one guy is correct, we're all fucked!!
"Yes we are, Hound, yes we are!!!"
MIND CONTROL!!! THEY ARE CONTROLLING OUR MINDS!!!
"Get a hold of yourself Hound!! WE must.....finish....this......movie!!!"
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
"Wait, do you have my script?"
I might!
"Okay....lets try this again.....uh......"
MIND CONTROL!!!!!
"Best movie ever!!"
I know right? What acting!!!
Again, seriously, special effects are top notch.
"Except for the gun shots!"
Yeah, they pretty bad.
"And the acting is seriously, horrible!! Like even when the guy's hand is chomped off, he's just like, pour some vodka on it!! Calmly, stiffly acting, no emotion, what the hell is up with that?"
I don't know. Maybe they character acting.
"As dead walruses?"
Maybe.
"Are we at the station yet?"
No.
"Are we at the station yet?"
No.
"Jesus Christ, how far is this station? 10,000 miles??"
I think so.
"So now the aliens have infected us with a virus?"
Looks that way.
"Mean old aliens!!"
Yeah.
Okay, we've made it to the station!!!
"Yay!!"
Everybody is dead!!
"Oh well...I'm done!!! Time for bed time!"
Okay Webmaster!! Good night. Lets wrap this up!!!
War of the Worlds rip off?
"Check!"
Aliens?
"Check!"
Zombies?
"Check!"
Virus turning humans into suicidal monkeys?
"Check!"
Mind control by aliens?
"Check!"
Good movie to take the girl friend to?
"Uh, sure!!!"
You read it here first!! Take the girl friend out to Alien Outbreak. You won't regret it!!
"You might!!"
Till next time, I'm the Movie Hound!!
"And I'm Webmaster!"
You'll see us up in the balcony!!!
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