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Movie Review #6: Killer Camera Monster (2020)

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Movie Review # 6 Killer Camera Monster (2020) Genre:  Horror/Thriller. Run Time:  1 hour 26 minutes Release Date:  January 6th, 2020 Directed by:  Your mom. Ryan McBay. Also written by Ryan McBay, always our favorite movie. Written by:  Ryan McBay. Starring: Sarati, Lauren Compton, Bernadette Perez IMDB Rating:  2.2 out of 10. "I bet this is going to be an awesome movie!!" Storyline:  A struggling photographer gets more than he bargained for, discovering the truth of what his new camera is really capable of. Trailer:    Killer Camera Monsters (2020) Full Movie:   Killer Camera Monsters (2020) What we're drinking:  42 ounces Olde English "800". "Cause we awesome like that!!" Adam is a photographer. "He takes naughty photos of people and says stuff like 'Shaddup and get in the cage!'" We decided to review this movie as it's a current one. "2020 baby!! We goin...
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Movie Review #5 - GIRL ON THE THIRD FLOOR (2019)

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Movie Review #5 Girl on the Third Floor (2019) Genre: Erotica. Haha!! Just kidding, training film for ex-hookers wanting to be home renovators. Or horror. Whatever floats your boat, ya kinky bastard. Run Time: According to some people, it'll seem like days but according to IMDB, it's 1 hr 33 mins. Release Date: October 25th, 2019 Directed by: Travis Stevens Written by: Some other people that didn't direct. Can't be good! Right? "Right! We like our movies written and directed by some film school graduate of the ACME Film School!!"  We sure do. Starring: CM Punk (As lonely Teapot #1), Trieste Kelly Dunn (as Franklin D. Roosevelt), Sarah Brooks (As An Angry Leprechaun)  IMDB Rating: 4.8 out of 10. "I have a feeling the raters over there were very generous!!!" I believe you're right Webmaster. Storyline:   Don Koch tries to renovate a rundown mansion with a sordid history for his growing family, only to lear...
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Movie Review #4 : Alien Outbreak (2020)

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MOVIE REVIEW #4 ALIEN OUTBREAK (2020) Run time :  1 hour 24 minutes (1 hr and 30 minutes would be too much action!!!) Genre:  Sci - Fi IMDB Rating:  4.5 out of ten (99 percent of the good ratings are the director and writer, Neil Rowe!!) Directed by: and written by Neil Rowe. You know what that means!! "We go watch a porno?" Shaddup webmaster!!! IMDB Link:   Alien Outbreak Storyline:  In a small rural community local police officers Zoe and Patrick begin their shift as normal but it soon becomes clear that something is wrong. Strange events unfold before their eyes, residents begin behaving strangely and mass suicide panic spreads amongst the community they are trying to protect. Zoe and Patrick realise they are under siege from alien machines as they become cut off from the outside world. They are forced to do battle against these uninvited visitors. With the help of some of the residents Zoe and Patrick begin unravelling the mystery and s...
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Movie Review #3 - Beyond the Call to Duty (2016)

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Movie Review #3 Beyond the Call to Duty (2016) Run time : So much action at 1 hour and 35 minutes. Genre:  Action, drama, horror. Yeah. Horror. You'll see!! IMDB Rating: 1.6 out of 10. Directed by:  Aleksandar Ivicic (also written by! Yes we all know what that means!! "It going to suck!!" Shaddup Webmaster!!!! IMDB Link:   Beyond the Call to Duty (2016) Storyline:  Five Spec Ops, Alpha Squad, head a simple Recon Mission that turns into an all out war for survival against a wave of undead experiments. Alpha Squad must fight, not just for the sake of their own survival, but the fate of the world. Trailer link:   Beyond the Call to Duty (2016) Full movie link:   Beyond the Call to Duty (2016) The Military really let their standards go! "I not fat!! I fluffy!" "I wanna watch a movie!!" Webmaster, do I have a movie for you!!! Beyond the Call to Duty!! "Call of Duty was made into a movie?" No, Beyond the Call to...
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